I'M POOR AND I'M WEIRD, BABY!

PUNCH #57!

2008-12-18T07:13:24Z

For the record, I dunno what Christmas is, so I don't have to give anyone anything, right?!

In other news, I'm sticky and minty. I don't get it.

[ooc: Yeah, we're assuming Zell has been here the whole time. Just...uncharacteristically quiet. Whatever, he's here.]

PUNCH #56!

2008-11-06T00:07:27Z

What the hell is a guy fox and why does it get explosions? Is it a GF? Is it a summon? Is it a president? Is it a male fox?

Oh well. At least the fireworks are cool.

Here's a more important question: does my car need rockets?

PUNCH #55!

2008-10-21T05:35:35Z

[voice]

Can't--fight--the urge--to play--dumb game----

--Might--embarrass self and others--

Will--probably end up--apologizing----

TRUTH OR DARE?!

PUNCH #54!

2008-10-17T20:11:31Z

The weather's nice, my thumbs are back, my fur is gone.... Seems like a good day for a race, right? I'm offerin' up my car. Just finished putting it together, but what better way to test it out, huh?

PUNCH #53!

2008-10-14T07:39:31Z

[voice]

UN-FUCKING-COOL. UNCOOL.

What the hell am I supposed to eat now, anyway?! What do ferrets eat?

...

HAHA, AM I RELATED TO YOU NOW, MISAO?

PUNCH #52!

2008-10-09T20:57:26Z

NAGAROV, IF I WIN, YOU BUY MY CAT FOOD FOR A MONTH, YOU HEAR?! A MONTH!!!

The City sucks.

PUNCH #51!

2008-09-30T05:06:26Z

So...eheh.... I'm gonna be broke for a little while.

I made, um, an investment. But I think it'll be worth it in the end! I'm sure it'll be really useful! So no, it was not an impulse buy.

...

Is it just me, or did my nose just get a little longer...?

PUNCH #50!

2008-09-27T05:41:17Z

I wonder if there are really turkey scrotums in hot dogs....

HEY, WAIT!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO WRITE THAT!

But really, turkey scrotums?

punch #49!

2008-08-26T20:57:48Z

B-BUT I DON'T WANNA BE ANONYMOUS.

THIS IS WEIRD!!!

punch #48!

2008-08-02T08:04:52Z

Dear City,

This curse sure is a lot better than the singing one, huh?!

Er, I used to have three jobs and now I have none. I have a lotta mouths to feed. Is there anything open? I'm good with electronics and stuff and I have some military experience. Please?

Sincerely,
Zell

Dear Hiyori,

Let's go get some hot dogs!

Yours Truly,
Zell

Dear Nill,

Let's go get some hot dogs!

Yours Also,
Zell

Dear Cat,

You owe me a hot dog!

Not Yours,
Zell

punch #47!

2008-07-24T08:08:46Z

OH MY GOD.

...

SUDDENLY, I DON'T WANT THIS HOT DOG ANYMORE.

[ooc: That's right. Naked in public. Holding a hot dog.]

punch #46!

2008-07-22T09:23:22Z

FILTERED AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW THAT HIYORI DREW PORN

TOP FIVE CONDIMENTS ON A HOT DOG:
1. Ketchup. Duh.
2. Mustard. Sparingly.
3. Sauerkraut. Also sparingly.
4. Relish. BUT ONLY WITH KETCHUP.
5. Onion. If I don't have to get too close to anyone afterward.

FIVE WEIRDEST WOMEN/GIRLS IN THE CITY:
1. Naoto. [markedbyname] I think that's kinda self-explanatory.
2. Lucy. [fairytits] Isn't she supposed to be a mage or something?! I don't think the things she wears are all that...mage...befitting.
3. Megumi. [foxyphysician] ...She's...sadistic.
4. Hiyori. [doujin_dork] She draws porn.
5. Cat. [theredreaper] She's like Squall, almost kinda. But nice.

punch #45!

2008-07-18T00:32:47Z

[voice post]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. ANOTHER BEER OVER HERE.

NOW.

HEY, DUDE. HEY. HEY. ARE YOU LISTENING? HEY DUDE. GET ME ANOTHER BEER.

WHADDYA MEAN I'M GONNA SCARE THE CHILDREN?! CHILDREN LOVE ME.

...OHSHI--WHAT IS THIS?! A TUNNEL OF LOVE?!

punch #44!

2008-07-11T20:39:41Z

I feel a lot better now! Thanks for lettin' me use your hot tub, Cat ~~and Squall~~. Er, I promise I'll come back and clean it soon. And I'll pick up my clothes later.

Now, uh...has anyone seen Naoto? Or Maria?

[ooc: Zell was nasty yesterday and didn't want to take a bath in his own small tub, so he went to Cat and Squall's to use their hot tub (without Squall's permission). He left his clothes on the doorstep and they were so gross, he didn't want to put them back on so-- How he got home naked and unscathed is anyone's guess.]

punch #43!

2008-07-10T06:16:31Z

[audio]

Smells like meat. Rotten meat.

Is everyone alright?

[ooc: Action for those by the fountain. Have a grunged up, goo-covered, slightly singed Zell kinda dazedly walking around. He was indeed fighting.]

punch #42!

2008-07-06T21:09:21Z

[audio]

[Huffing and puffing.]

I-I...I don't think it meant...to hurt me...or anything....

But I kinda punched its head off. And then I felt bad so I put it back on its neck. But then it tried to touch me, so I set it on fire.

So uh...curse, right? Are these guys friendly or not?

punch #41!

2008-06-24T21:28:58Z

[audio]

Look. For the record. I just DREW her, okay?! I didn't know she was gonna come to life!!! Someone help me. She won't leave me alone.

Zelllll~sama! The bath is getting cooooollllld.

Drawings can't take baths.

What was that?

N-nothing! Naoto, don't kill me.

[/audio]

[ooc: He got bored at work. Drew a hot girl. She came to life. He ran home, she followed. D: So now he's screwed.]

punch #40!

2008-06-24T06:25:54Z

[accidental audio]

[Whistling and brisk walking. Then squeaking.]

HOLY--

...Rats?! GROSS!! M-maybe these are the rats that--

It's looking at me.

AHHHHFUCKHHGHDKR.

[Explosion noise.]

...

....

RSVP June 21st?

[/audio]

[ooc: Yeah, he found a dispenser. And yeah, he cast a fire spell on it. Wanna fight about it?]

punch #39!

2008-06-23T02:58:15Z

[filtered to friends - you know who you are]

Is everyone alright??

[/filter]

...Someone give me some details about this. I keep hearing something about a black plague or something, but this never happened in my world.

[ooc: SOMEONE HELP OUT THE INVESTIGATOR PLX.]

punch #38!

2008-06-19T20:50:38Z

...Are people still interested in the hot dog club?

punch #37!

2008-06-18T07:13:37Z

[audio]

[Chomping. A lot of chomping. Then some gagging...coughing...gagging again...gulping of water.... Heavy breathing.]

I'm okay, guys! Really!

No. Actually, I'm not okay.

I'd like to talk to you guys about somethin'. Something very important to me and something that might be important to the rest of you too. I'd like to talk about hot dogs. I had an epiphany about an hour or two ago while eatin' dinner and I realized hot dogs are more than a food. They're a way of life! If you agree me, please join me in creating...

punch #36!

2008-06-14T23:39:06Z

1. Hufflepuff is a REALLY dumb name.
2. I hope I didn't get lice from that hat.
3. I shouldn't trust clothes that talk.
4. BADGERS, WHAT THE HELL?!

punch #035!

2008-06-12T21:37:12Z

I'M THE BEST. EVER. EVER!

punch #034!

2008-05-27T01:16:35Z

[accidental audio]

NO, I DON'T "HAS YOUR BUCKET." WHY WOULD I HAS--HAVE A BUCKET?!

[mumbling, bumbling.]

What did you call my mother?!

[...weird noise.]

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE MY SOUL. I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!

[CRASH!!!]

[/audio]

[ooc: Dumb people have dumb daemons.]

PUNCH #033!

2008-05-21T17:24:53Z

Have you ever licked something that was so sweet that it made your teeth hurt? Ugh. I think I'm gonna throw up. I had way too much, but I'm always havin' way too much of something.

Also....that was one hell of a party yesterday, Megumi!

[ooc: Yeah, he sat around licking himself. Cotton Candy. Also, I assumed he was at the wedding getting drunk and doing dumb shit. And Naoto was probably trying to restrain him.]