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Zell Dincht
18 December 2008 @ 02:05 am
For the record, I dunno what Christmas is, so I don't have to give anyone anything, right?!

In other news, I'm sticky and minty. I don't get it.


[ooc: Yeah, we're assuming Zell has been here the whole time. Just...uncharacteristically quiet. Whatever, he's here.]
 
 
Zell Dincht
05 November 2008 @ 05:51 pm
What the hell is a guy fox and why does it get explosions? Is it a GF? Is it a summon? Is it a president? Is it a male fox?

Oh well. At least the fireworks are cool.

Here's a more important question: does my car need rockets?
 
 
Current Mood: pensive
 
 
Zell Dincht
21 October 2008 @ 12:31 am
[voice]

Can't--fight--the urge--to play--dumb game----

--Might--embarrass self and others--

Will--probably end up--apologizing----

TRUTH OR DARE?!
 
 
Current Mood: frustrated
 
 
Zell Dincht
17 October 2008 @ 02:46 pm
The weather's nice, my thumbs are back, my fur is gone.... Seems like a good day for a race, right? I'm offerin' up my car. Just finished putting it together, but what better way to test it out, huh?
 
 
Current Mood: excited
 
 
Zell Dincht
14 October 2008 @ 02:35 am
[voice]

UN-FUCKING-COOL. UNCOOL.

What the hell am I supposed to eat now, anyway?! What do ferrets eat?

...

HAHA, AM I RELATED TO YOU NOW, MISAO?
 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
 
 
 
Zell Dincht
30 September 2008 @ 12:03 am
So...eheh.... I'm gonna be broke for a little while.

I made, um, an investment. But I think it'll be worth it in the end! I'm sure it'll be really useful! So no, it was not an impulse buy.

...

Is it just me, or did my nose just get a little longer...?
 
 
Current Mood: confused
 
 
Zell Dincht
27 September 2008 @ 12:39 am
I wonder if there are really turkey scrotums in hot dogs....


HEY, WAIT!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO WRITE THAT!

But really, turkey scrotums?
 
 
Current Mood: confused
 
 
Zell Dincht
26 August 2008 @ 03:58 pm
B-BUT I DON'T WANNA BE ANONYMOUS.

THIS IS WEIRD!!!
 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
 
 
Zell Dincht
02 August 2008 @ 03:00 am
Dear City,

This curse sure is a lot better than the singing one, huh?!

Er, I used to have three jobs and now I have none. I have a lotta mouths to feed. Is there anything open? I'm good with electronics and stuff and I have some military experience. Please?

Sincerely,
Zell


Dear Hiyori,

Let's go get some hot dogs!

Yours Truly,
Zell


Dear Nill,

Let's go get some hot dogs!

Yours Also,
Zell


Dear Cat,

You owe me a hot dog!

Not Yours,
Zell
 
 
Current Mood: bouncy
 
 
Zell Dincht
24 July 2008 @ 03:03 am
OH MY GOD.

...

SUDDENLY, I DON'T WANT THIS HOT DOG ANYMORE.

[ooc: That's right. Naked in public. Holding a hot dog.]
 
 
Current Mood: confused
 
 
 
Zell Dincht
17 July 2008 @ 07:26 pm
[voice post]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. ANOTHER BEER OVER HERE.

NOW.

HEY, DUDE. HEY. HEY. ARE YOU LISTENING? HEY DUDE. GET ME ANOTHER BEER.

WHADDYA MEAN I'M GONNA SCARE THE CHILDREN?! CHILDREN LOVE ME.

...OHSHI--WHAT IS THIS?! A TUNNEL OF LOVE?!
 
 
Current Mood: drunk
 
 
Zell Dincht
11 July 2008 @ 03:32 pm
I feel a lot better now! Thanks for lettin' me use your hot tub, Cat and Squall. Er, I promise I'll come back and clean it soon. And I'll pick up my clothes later.

Now, uh...has anyone seen Naoto? Or Maria?

[ooc: Zell was nasty yesterday and didn't want to take a bath in his own small tub, so he went to Cat and Squall's to use their hot tub (without Squall's permission). He left his clothes on the doorstep and they were so gross, he didn't want to put them back on so-- How he got home naked and unscathed is anyone's guess.]
 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
 
 
Zell Dincht
10 July 2008 @ 01:08 am
[audio]

Smells like meat. Rotten meat.

Is everyone alright?

[ooc: Action for those by the fountain. Have a grunged up, goo-covered, slightly singed Zell kinda dazedly walking around. He was indeed fighting.]
 
 
Current Mood: tired
 
 
Zell Dincht
06 July 2008 @ 03:54 pm
[audio]

[Huffing and puffing.]

I-I...I don't think it meant...to hurt me...or anything....

But I kinda punched its head off. And then I felt bad so I put it back on its neck. But then it tried to touch me, so I set it on fire.

So uh...curse, right? Are these guys friendly or not?
 
 
Current Mood: confused
 
 
Zell Dincht
24 June 2008 @ 04:25 pm
[audio]

Look. For the record. I just DREW her, okay?! I didn't know she was gonna come to life!!! Someone help me. She won't leave me alone.

Zelllll~sama! The bath is getting cooooollllld.

Drawings can't take baths.

What was that?

N-nothing! Naoto, don't kill me.

[/audio]

[ooc: He got bored at work. Drew a hot girl. She came to life. He ran home, she followed. D: So now he's screwed.]
 
 
Current Mood: scared
 
 
Zell Dincht
24 June 2008 @ 01:18 am
[accidental audio]

[Whistling and brisk walking. Then squeaking.]

HOLY--

...Rats?! GROSS!! M-maybe these are the rats that--

It's looking at me.

AHHHHFUCKHHGHDKR.

[Explosion noise.]

...

....

RSVP June 21st?

[/audio]

[ooc: Yeah, he found a dispenser. And yeah, he cast a fire spell on it. Wanna fight about it?]
 
 
Zell Dincht
22 June 2008 @ 09:56 pm
[filtered to friends - you know who you are]

Is everyone alright??

[/filter]

...Someone give me some details about this. I keep hearing something about a black plague or something, but this never happened in my world.

[ooc: SOMEONE HELP OUT THE INVESTIGATOR PLX.]
 
 
Current Mood: worried
 
 
Zell Dincht
19 June 2008 @ 03:49 pm
...Are people still interested in the hot dog club?
 
 
Current Mood: confused
 
 
 
 

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