For the record, I dunno what Christmas is, so I don't have to give anyone anything, right?!

In other news, I'm sticky and minty. I don't get it.


[ooc: Yeah, we're assuming Zell has been here the whole time. Just...uncharacteristically quiet. Whatever, he's here.]

What the hell is a guy fox and why does it get explosions? Is it a GF? Is it a summon? Is it a president? Is it a male fox?

Oh well. At least the fireworks are cool.

Here's a more important question: does my car need rockets?

[voice]

Can't--fight--the urge--to play--dumb game----

--Might--embarrass self and others--

Will--probably end up--apologizing----

TRUTH OR DARE?!

The weather's nice, my thumbs are back, my fur is gone.... Seems like a good day for a race, right? I'm offerin' up my car. Just finished putting it together, but what better way to test it out, huh?

[voice]

UN-FUCKING-COOL. UNCOOL.

What the hell am I supposed to eat now, anyway?! What do ferrets eat?

...

HAHA, AM I RELATED TO YOU NOW, MISAO?

NAGAROV, IF I WIN, YOU BUY MY CAT FOOD FOR A MONTH, YOU HEAR?! A MONTH!!!

The City sucks.

So...eheh.... I'm gonna be broke for a little while.

I made, um, an investment. But I think it'll be worth it in the end! I'm sure it'll be really useful! So no, it was not an impulse buy.

...

Is it just me, or did my nose just get a little longer...?

I wonder if there are really turkey scrotums in hot dogs....


HEY, WAIT!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO WRITE THAT!

But really, turkey scrotums?

B-BUT I DON'T WANNA BE ANONYMOUS.

THIS IS WEIRD!!!

Dear City,

This curse sure is a lot better than the singing one, huh?!

Er, I used to have three jobs and now I have none. I have a lotta mouths to feed. Is there anything open? I'm good with electronics and stuff and I have some military experience. Please?

Sincerely,
Zell


Dear Hiyori,

Let's go get some hot dogs!

Yours Truly,
Zell


Dear Nill,

Let's go get some hot dogs!

Yours Also,
Zell


Dear Cat,

You owe me a hot dog!

Not Yours,
Zell